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tardisteapotandfriends:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT

BECAUSE I HAVE

Awwwww I love my taverenpotter….samesies!

(Source: abananapepper)

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empathypure:

game of that didn’t happen in the books

theoldgods:

I think a better way to show that Cersei and Jaime have a fucked up relationship isn’t to show Jaime raping Cersei but to show them EXPLICITLY ENJOYING SEX BY THE CORPSE OF THEIR INCESTUOUSLY-CONCEIVED SON

because seriously

that’s pretty fucked up and certainly more interesting/newer/unique than rape

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

comedycentral:

The Daily Show is back with new episodes on Monday. In the meantime, click here to watch Jason Jones talk about this segment with none other than Jason Jones.

abominablemothman:

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weaslee:

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weaslee:

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(Source: roopop)

Jaime likes pie now.

(Source: brienneoftarth)

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Ah this is an awesome post. 

rosydrops:

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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dude just wait until the banjo drops

- my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(Source: iraffiruse)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

hahaha

relahvant:

trying to eat healthy like

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bahahahaha I know that feel, bro.

owsposters:

"Thanks, Anti-Vaxxers. You Just Brought Back Measles in NYC," The Daily Beast, http://thebea.st/1iMLRy3
"We vaccinate people for a reason.
"It is because I never want patients in my office to contract vaccine-preventable illnesses (like at least two unlucky people in the New York City outbreak, who got the disease from visiting their own doctors) that patients whose parents refuse to vaccinate them are not welcome in my practice. I cannot entirely eliminate the potential for disease exposure between children who come to see me, but I can do my best to mitigate it. I never want to know that a child was sickened or killed because I let the recklessness of a vaccine-refusing parent jeopardize their health.
"But now, shoppers in Boston-area supermarkets get to worry that they may have been exposed when they stopped by for groceries. Commuters in the Bay Area now have to contend with the possibility that they or their children may contract the illness because they happened to get on the wrong train. Over a dozen people around Los Angeles have been diagnosed with measles already this year, nearly half of them intentionally unvaccinated.
"This is sheer lunacy. Just over a dozen years ago this illness was considered eliminated in our country, and this year people are being hospitalized for it. All due to the hysteria about a safe, effective vaccine. All based on nothing.
"There is no legitimate scientific controversy about whether or not vaccines are safe. The original study that started us down this insane path by linking the MMR vaccine to autism has been retracted outright. The evidence against administering the MMR vaccine to healthy individuals is utterly without merit."
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"US Measles Cases Reach Highest Number in 15 Years" http://tinyurl.com/7u5ornz
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"The Lancet retracts Andrew Wakefield’s article," http://tinyurl.com/cjhqthu
————
The General Medical Council to Andrew Wakefield, http://tinyurl.com/6rvv3qq
"The panel is satisfied that your conduct was irresponsible and dishonest." 
————
"Autism and Childhood Vaccinations: Debunking the Myth," American Family Physician - Volume 82, Issue 6 (September 2010), http://tinyurl.com/7wwh6rt
————
What Would Happen If We Stopped Vaccinations?, National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, September 18, 2013 http://tinyurl.com/kmn8ld
————
Study: Autism risk tied to mom’s obesity during pregnancy”, CBS News, July 26, 2013, http://cbsn.ws/PClW3B
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"Cultural production of ignorance provides rich field for study," LA Times March 9, 2014, http://lat.ms/1oW1aX5
"Manipulation of information is…also echoed by vaccination opponents." 
————
Graphic remade from http://thebea.st/1iMLRy3

owsposters:

"Thanks, Anti-Vaxxers. You Just Brought Back Measles in NYC," The Daily Beast, http://thebea.st/1iMLRy3

"We vaccinate people for a reason.

"It is because I never want patients in my office to contract vaccine-preventable illnesses (like at least two unlucky people in the New York City outbreak, who got the disease from visiting their own doctors) that patients whose parents refuse to vaccinate them are not welcome in my practice. I cannot entirely eliminate the potential for disease exposure between children who come to see me, but I can do my best to mitigate it. I never want to know that a child was sickened or killed because I let the recklessness of a vaccine-refusing parent jeopardize their health.

"But now, shoppers in Boston-area supermarkets get to worry that they may have been exposed when they stopped by for groceries. Commuters in the Bay Area now have to contend with the possibility that they or their children may contract the illness because they happened to get on the wrong train. Over a dozen people around Los Angeles have been diagnosed with measles already this year, nearly half of them intentionally unvaccinated.

"This is sheer lunacy. Just over a dozen years ago this illness was considered eliminated in our country, and this year people are being hospitalized for it. All due to the hysteria about a safe, effective vaccine. All based on nothing.

"There is no legitimate scientific controversy about whether or not vaccines are safe. The original study that started us down this insane path by linking the MMR vaccine to autism has been retracted outright. The evidence against administering the MMR vaccine to healthy individuals is utterly without merit."

————

"US Measles Cases Reach Highest Number in 15 Years" http://tinyurl.com/7u5ornz

————

"The Lancet retracts Andrew Wakefield’s article," http://tinyurl.com/cjhqthu

————

The General Medical Council to Andrew Wakefield, http://tinyurl.com/6rvv3qq

"The panel is satisfied that your conduct was irresponsible and dishonest." 

————

"Autism and Childhood Vaccinations: Debunking the Myth," American Family Physician - Volume 82, Issue 6 (September 2010), http://tinyurl.com/7wwh6rt

————

What Would Happen If We Stopped Vaccinations?, National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, September 18, 2013 http://tinyurl.com/kmn8ld

————

Study: Autism risk tied to mom’s obesity during pregnancy”, CBS News, July 26, 2013, http://cbsn.ws/PClW3B

————

"Cultural production of ignorance provides rich field for study," LA Times March 9, 2014, http://lat.ms/1oW1aX5

"Manipulation of information is…also echoed by vaccination opponents." 

————

Graphic remade from http://thebea.st/1iMLRy3